Vogue Parody

All right! So I was recently nominated to complete the Vogue Parody challenge by Tamra over at Nurturing Tamra. If you haven’t already, please be sure to check her out! There is always something educational or fun going on there and you shouldn’t be missing out on it!

Now, onto the questions!!!

What is your usual Starbucks order?

Honestly, I change it a lot. I can always fall back on a Chai Frapuccino though.

What does your workstation look like right now?

Currently I’m sitting on my floor, using my end table as a desk.

All time favorite food?

Spaghetti.

Favorite author?

Oh gosh. I don’t have an answer.

What do you think of open relationships?

If it works for you, then it works for you.

What is your favorite video game?

Final Fantasy X

Guilty pleasure treat?

Drumsticks, the ice cream.

Favourite movie?

Spider-man Into the Spider Verse

Favourite book?

This is a tough one, I can’t answer.

Twitter or Instagram?

Twitter. I don’t take enough pictures to be interesting on Instagram.

Desktop or laptop? 

Laptop. I do want a desktop though.

Best advice you’ve ever received?

It’s sad, but I can’t think of anything.

What project are you working on right now?

Nothing too crazy, I’m really just focused on getting content out.

Favourite colour?

Green

Did you get good grades at school?

I did fairly well. I slacked off a bit in my senior year though.

Dream job?

Writer

Played any sports?

Soccer

Do you have a degree?

I’ve been working on getting one.

Nationality?

American

What is your favorite kind of blog post to do?

I enjoy all sorts, but I guess if I can break it down into a list I’ll like it.

What do you like to collect?

I don’t collect anything. I think I’d like to collect comic books though.

Describe yourself in three words

Sarcastic, determined, amused.

If you were a rapper what would your rapper name be?

K-Yen

Who was the last person you DMed?

I think it was within a wellness group. I’ve been fairly out of touch for a while.

What’s on the top of your wishlist right now?

I have a knot or something in my shoulder and I can’t get it out. So, I want that gone.

Hogwarts house?

Slytherin. I don’t care what the tests say, I’m a Slytherin.

How many tattoos do you have?

Seven.

What are you most grateful for this year?

My family.

What’s the best thing that’s happened to you this month?

My husband came back from his time away at work.

What’s the best thing that’s happened to you today?

I finally bought this non chaffing stick. It’s hot and I’ve been complaining about my thighs rubbing together.

What’s the best thing ever?

Sleeping in on the weekends.

Favourite season?

Spring or fall. I enjoy both aspects of cooling down from the summer and warming up from the winter.

Favourite holiday?

Halloween I guess. Although, I’m not really too hyped up about any of them.

Which fictional character do you relate to most?

Eeyore. Haha.

Do you like surprises?

If it’s a really good one.

What’s a surprise that made you cry?

I can’t think of any

What’s the best surprise you’ve ever given anyone?

I got my husband our pug.

Do you like muffins?

Yes.

Do you cook often?

I suppose so. My husband does it more. I just think he’s better at it. Although, I suppose if I don’t do it more I can’t get better.

What’s your favourite dessert?

Tiramisu

Is there a dessert you don’t like?

Black licorice. Does that count? It’s more of a candy, but still, dessert like.

Cake or pie?

Cake

What’s your least favourite food?

Hard boiled eggs.

What’s your favourite condiment?

I can’t say I have one.

It’s 4am on a Saturday night, what would you eat?

4 am is morning! Also, I’m still asleep at that time.

If you could teach a college class what would it be called?

Discussion. Essentially the class would be a lively discussion on the random things that pop into my head. Topics range from what is the actual point in health insurance to things like “would you rather fight 5 horse size ducks or 200 duck size horses”.

Best animated film?

Does Spider-Man into the Spider Verse count? If not, How to Drain Your Dragon

What has a guy done or said to impress you?

My husband recently did something. I needed and/or wanted something, I didn’t vocalize it, he just knew, and made it happen. Really awesome.

The best thing to do on a first date?

Dinner? Most of my dating happened through high school, so my experience probably doesn’t count too much.

The worst thing to do on a first date?

Getting too serious too fast.

What’s the funniest pick-up line a guy could use on a girl?

I don’t think I like pick-up lines.

Best comic book character?

I can’t answer this.

What are three things that are always in your purse?

Wallet, phone, random receipts.

Favourite drink?

Raspberry tea.

If you could play a historical character who would it be?

Amelia Earhart

Kittens or puppies?

Puppies

Favourite sushi roll?

I don’t like sushi

What kind of lipstick do you use?

I tend to be a chapstick or a lip gloss kinda gal. But I go for more natural colors all around.

What kind of foundation do you use?

I haven’t bought foundation in ages.

Blow-dry or air dry?

Air dry, mainly because I’ve recently moved and I can’t seem to find my hair dryer.

Who is your fashion icon?

I don’t follow fashion

Favourite Disney character?

Oh gheez… A tough one. Oliver from Oliver and Company. Was that a Disney? Also the princess from Atlantis.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Spending time with my husband and daughter

Movie you laughed the hardest through?

It was a parody of those Paranormal Activity movies. I can’t remember what it’s called anymore, but I remember dying laughing.

A movie that made you cry?

Titanic. I ugly cried when I saw it the first time.

If you could sing a duet with someone who would it be?

Seth Rogen. I don’t know why. He was the first name to pop in my head and it feels right.

If your life was a song what would the title be?

What is going on?

What’s your favourite animal?

Wolf

Favourite illustrator?

I don’t have one.

The person you want to have coffee with?

I’m cool just having coffee with my husband. I’d hate to meet a hero and figure out they’re awful.

A country you wish to visit?

Australia

Best way to decompress?

Read a book.

Nominees!

1. Chocoviv
2. April
3. Kimmie

Make sure you go check out my nominees as well!